A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh ! Killing any?' She asked.

'yep!, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.



Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,

'Easy, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!'


Ranthan Thaman
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