Jokes & Stories http://radiance88931.yuku.com/forums/65 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:42:27 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://radiance88931.yuku.com/forums/65 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ WWII Game animated gif. ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7643/t/WWII-Game-animated-gif-.html


]]> feeds@yuku.com (SapperDiesalot) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7643 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:42:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Calmness ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7641/t/Calmness.html CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES


I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Jazul) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7641 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:00:12 GMT <![CDATA[ The Unrealistic Use of Computers in Movies ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7639/t/The-Unrealistic-Use-of-Computers-in-Movies.html Word processors never display a cursor.

You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.

All monitors display inch-high letters.

The most relevant information is displayed in a separate windows right in the middle of the screen, but there's never an Ok button to other way to close it.

High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces. Those... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7639 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:21:45 GMT <![CDATA[ Bad Jokes ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7636/t/Bad-Jokes.html 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It...


2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way...


3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?

They Take The Psychopath...


4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It...


5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam...!


6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7636 Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:01:09 GMT <![CDATA[ A Interesting Job..... ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7635/t/A-Interesting-Job-.html A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown , Cleveland Ohio

And saw a card advertising for a gynecologist's assistant. Interested, he

Went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies
ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their
underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then
apply shaving foam and gently shave off the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7635 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:15:19 GMT <![CDATA[ If the matrix ran windows ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7627/t/If-the-matrix-ran-windows.html

See more funny videos and feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7627 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:10:01 GMT <![CDATA[ Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, Or 12? ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7626/t/Why-Condoms-Come-In-Boxes-Of-3-6-Or-12-.html A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of -factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.....Men use them to have safe sex.

"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7626 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:16:11 GMT <![CDATA[ The Old Fart ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7625/t/The-Old-Fart.html A old man goes to the doctor and says, 'I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent.'

The doctor says, 'I see... take these pills and come back to see me next week.'

The next week the man goes back.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7625 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:00:25 GMT <![CDATA[ sexual innuendos in star wars ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7623/t/sexual-innuendos-in-star-wars.html "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"

"No, no! THIS one goes there. THAT one goes there."

'I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'

At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell.

"Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."

Use your harpoon and tow-cable! Go for the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7623 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:19:51 GMT <![CDATA[ Math Magic ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7622/t/Math-Magic.html
Multiply by 3.

Add 3, then multiply by 3 again.

You will get your answer by adding the two digits together to find your all time favorite movie.

Good Luck
















It is:

1. Gone with the wind.

2. Aliens Trilogy.

3. Oliver

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump.

6. Saving Private Ryan.

7. Jaws... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7622 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:02:46 GMT <![CDATA[ omg.... ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7610/t/omg-.html http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7610 Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:31:11 GMT <![CDATA[ Boggles the mind ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7603/t/Boggles-the-mind.html
Stella Awards

It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck, who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Jazul) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7603 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:49:45 GMT <![CDATA[ All of us have done or at least thought some of these. ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7589/t/All-of-us-have-done-or-at-least-thought-some-of-these-.html This should make you laugh at least once….

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.


More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Jazul) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7589 Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:48:10 GMT <![CDATA[ Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard! ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7588/t/Apple-Introduces-Revolutionary-New-Laptop-With-No-Keyboard-.html By Katy Abby

At a time when technology only seems to be getting more complicated, it's refreshing to see a company that's looking to simplify its products. Slimmer profiles and abridged... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7588 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:17:49 GMT <![CDATA[ What does a Muslim Pussy look like? ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7586/t/What-does-a-Muslim-Pussy-look-like-.html


image

Oh, come on! What were you thinking??

]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7586 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:34:33 GMT <![CDATA[ Psychology ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7585/t/Psychology.html
The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said, "You have the biggest dick of all your friends...." ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7585 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:30:14 GMT <![CDATA[ What Religion is Your Bra? ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7584/t/What-Religion-is-Your-Bra-.html A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,

'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

' Look around,' said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7584 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:26:48 GMT <![CDATA[ WOW Intervention ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7549/t/WOW-Intervention.html �



���� ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RanthanThaman) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7549 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:20:29 GMT <![CDATA[ Darth Vader feels blue ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7548/t/Darth-Vader-feels-blue.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SapperDiesalot) http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7548 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:41:09 GMT <![CDATA[ A Puzzle ]]> http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7541/t/A-Puzzle.html See if you can figure out what these words have in common.http://radiance88931.yuku.com/topic/7541 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:04:38 GMT