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			<title><![CDATA[ Little fishing secret ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ the best vah shir ever? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.html">http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.html</a>
<br>
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<br>
he is even more dangerous once he is wearing his:
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<a target="_blank" href="http://jeffdeboer.com/Galleries/CatsandMice/tabid/77/moduleid/433/viewkey/photo/photoid/120/Default.aspx">http://jeffdeboer.com/Galleries/CatsandMice/tabid/77/moduleid/433/viewkey/photo/photoid/120/Default.aspx</a> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ A Great Paladin ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div id="post_message_64168">
  How to be a &quot;great Paladin&quot;:
  <br>
  <br>
  1) /loot zerker useable weapons before they even get a look in.
  <br>
  <br>
  2) Declare you are DPS &amp; want fero on raids.
  <br>
  <br>
  3) Use sword and board when you aren&#39;t even tanking.
  <br>
  <br>
  4) parse 4th for heals on the main tank beacuse the adds you were meant to be tanking killed clerics 4,5,6,7 &amp; 8.
  <br>
  <br>
  /done.
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			<title><![CDATA[ We are in trouble... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></p> 

<p style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"> </p>

<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #b03060">The population of this country is 300 million.</span></p>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Field Trip ]]></title>
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A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
<br>
<br>
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
<br>
<br>
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men&#39;s room when one of... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The Love story of Ralph and Edna ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Just because someone doesn&#39;t love you the way you want them to, it doesn&#39;t mean they don&#39;t love you with all they have.
<br>
<br>
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital&#39;s swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pooL and stayed there.
<br>
<br>
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The secret checklist for a happy marriage ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ [ ]1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
<br>
<br>
[ ]2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money
<br>
<br>
[ ]3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
<br>
<br>
[ ]4. It is important that these three women never meet. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Would you remarry? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Would You Remarry?
<br>
<br>
 
<br>
<br>
Husband and wife are sitting
<br>
<br>
quietly in bed reading when
<br>
<br>
the wife looks over at him
<br>
<br>
and asks the question
<br>
<br>
 
<br>
<br>
WIFE: &#39;What would you do if
<br>
<br>
I died? Would you get
<br>
<br>
married again?
<br>
<br>
HUSBAND: &#39;Definitely not!&#39;
<br>
<br>
 
<br>
<br>
WIFE: &#39;Why not? Don&#39;t you
<br>
<br>
like being married?&#39;
<br>
<br>
HUSBAND: &#39;Of course I do.&#39;
<br>
<br>
 
<br>
<br>
WIFE:... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Them Developers... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a title="Kill Bill!" target="_blank" href="http://everquest.allakhazam.com/db/spell.html?spell=16184">Kill Bill!</a>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 16:21:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Lawyers ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div class="Section1">
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      <p class="MsoNormal"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><span lang="EN-CA" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Arial&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;sans-serif&amp;#39;">These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and
      are</span></font></p>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 19:23:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Them nuns........ ]]></title>
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  One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was
  staring hard at her. When she asked him why, he said, &quot;I want to ask you something, but I don&#39;t want to offend you.&quot;
  <br>
  <br>
  She said, &quot;You can&#39;t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.&quot;
  <br>
  <br>
  The cab driver then said,... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 22:51:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Mac Air Vs Ibm X300 ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_hnOCUkbix0&amp;hl=en" width="425" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed></span> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 10:15:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Paladins: Badass... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.clichequest.com/headquarters/comics/00055.jpg" alt="image">
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:00:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Medicinal lingo... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.  
<br>
 
<br>
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled
on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.  
<br>
 
<br>
Also considered... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 19:55:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Shopping ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a case of beer and sticks it into the shopping cart.
<br>
&#39;What do you think you&#39;re doing?&#39; asks the wife.
<br>
&#39;They&#39;re on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans&#39;, he says.
<br>
&#39;Put them back. We can&#39;t afford it,&#39; says the wife and they carry on shopping...
<br>
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.
<br>
&#39;What do you think you&#39;re doing?&#39; asks... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 01:11:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Newbies.... ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:17:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Car Troubles.. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font size="2">A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says,&quot;What&#39;s the story?&quot;
<br>
He replies, &quot;Just crap in the carburetor&quot;
<br>
She asks, &quot;How often do I have to do that?&quot;</font></p> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 10:39:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Going Parking... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font size="2">A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop
carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman
in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver&#39;s window.
<br>
<br>
The young man lowers his window.... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 10:35:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Wife from Hell!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font size="2">A police officer pulls over a speeding car....
<br>
<br>
The officer says, &quot; I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.&quot; The driver, John, says, &quot;Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps
your radar gun needs calibrating.&quot;
<br>
<br>
Not looking up from her knitting , John&#39;s wife Phyllis says, &quot;Now don&#39;t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn&#39;t have cruise
control.&quot; As the officer writes out the ticket, John looks over... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 10:34:22 GMT</pubDate>
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